What is another name for parrot food?
Pollyfilla.
What has feathers and grumbles all the time?
Moody Woodpecker.
Why did everyone laugh at the owl?
Because he was a hoot.
What type of birds are religious?
Birds of prey.
Where do birds like to go for their morning coffee?
The nest-cafe.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
Two budgies are sitting on a perch and one says to the other, can you smell fish?
Where do birds like to go for a vacation?
To The Canary Islands.
What kind of bird is useful when constructing tall buildings?
A crane!
What is a crowbar?
A place were crows go to get an alcoholic drink!