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Jokes About Astronauts - Page 1
Here are some jokes about astronauts and space travel. There are 8 jokes in this category.
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Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
Missile toe.
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
He takes a meteor shower.
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
You rocket.
Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
At the mooniversity!
What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
An asteroid belt.
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Because they recently had a big launch.
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
At parking meteors.