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Jokes About Astronauts - 8 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Who says astronauts and space exploration can't be humorous? Get ready for a cosmic comedy fest with our assortment of space-themed jokes and hilarious puns. Welcome to the premier spot for out-of-this-world jokes and puns! With these entertaining space puns, you'll be laughing all the way to the moon! Why stick to jokes about Earth when you can take it to the next level? There are 8 jokes in this category.
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
At parking meteors.
Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
Because they recently had a big launch.
What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
An asteroid belt.
Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
At the mooniversity!
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
You rocket.
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
He takes a meteor shower.
If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
Missile toe.
Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
They both want to make safe touchdowns.