Work
The worst thing about office parties is looking for a new job the next day.
Work
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Work
Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting.
Work
Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
Work
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Working
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
Woodworm
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
Work
Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
Working
His mind is on vacation, but his mouth is working overtime.
Work
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.