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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Weigh - Weight - Whales - Whiskey - Widows - Wills - Windows - Witches - Wives - Women.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.

If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, 'We are family!'

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Where there's a will, there's a relative

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

Save the whales - collect the whole set

What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!