Weight
Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.
Weight
If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?
Whales
Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, 'We are family!'
Whales
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Wills
Where there's a will, there's a relative
Whales
Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!
Wills
What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
Whales
Save the whales - collect the whole set
Wills
What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
Weigh
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!