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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'W' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'W'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Weigh - Weight - Whales - Whiskey - Widows - Wills - Windows - Witches - Wives - Women.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'W'

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!

Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!

Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, 'We are family!'

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.

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