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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Upgrade - Upholstery - USA - Used Cars - Useful - Usefulness - Useless.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'


The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.


Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

Used cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.


Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.