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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Unwilling - Unwind - Upgrade - Upholstery - USA - Used Cars - Useful - Usefulness - Useless.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Upholstery

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

Upgrade

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Used cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Unwind

What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.

USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

Unwind

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.