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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'U' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'U'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Upgrade - Upholstery - USA - Used Cars - Useful - Usefulness - Useless.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'U'

Upholstery

Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.

USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.

Used cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Useful

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

Upgrade

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.