Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'
Traffic wardens
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
Trains
What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
Trains
Passengers hit by cancelled trains
Trains
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
Trainers
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Train
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Trains
Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
Trained
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Train
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.