Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'
Trains
Passengers hit by cancelled trains
Train
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Trains
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
Trains
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
Train driver
What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
Trainers
How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.
Traffic wardens
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
Trained
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Trains
Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.