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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 9
This is page 9 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'
Trains
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
They only run a skeleton service.
Trains
Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
It's just the ticket.
Traffic wardens
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
A barking ticket.
Train driver
What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.
Platform shoes.
Trains
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
Tutu trains.
Trains
Passengers hit by cancelled trains
Train
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Follow its tracks.
Train
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
Trains
What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.