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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 8
This is page 8 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'
Tourists
What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.
A seasick tourist.
Tougher
State Legislators Want Tougher Death Penalty
Tourists
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Tourists
Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Tourists
What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
Something that carries it's own trunk.
Tractor
How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
He tractor down.
Towels
What gets wet while it dries?
A towel.
A towel.
Tourists
What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.
Two seasick tourists.
Toys
What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!
Lego!