Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'
Thought
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Thieves
What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
Thin
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
Thought
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
This morning
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
Think
I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
Think
You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
Thieves
Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
Think
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?