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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 6
This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'
This morning
I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
Thieves
Thieves Steal Burglar Alarm
Thieves
A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
Think
You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
No, you're not perfect.
Think
I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
Thieves
What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
A crime wave.
Think
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Thin
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
Threatening
Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence