Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 5

This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Truck Drivers - Trumpets - Trunks - Trust - Truth - Turkeys.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

It's tough being a politician. Lying destroys half your reputation, and the truth destroys the other half!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look silly carrying suitcases.

Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

What would you get if you crossed a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.