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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 4


This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Tomatoes - Tortoise - Tourists - Traffic Cops - Trains - Tramps - Travel - Trees - Trouble - Trousers.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'

Trains

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.

Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

Tourists

What is green, has two arms, two legs, and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

Trains

What do you call a train carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

Trains

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.

Trains

What Christmas present do you give to a train driver?
Platform shoes.

Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries its own trunk.

Tomatoes

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a salad bar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

Trains

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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