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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 4

This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Tomatoes - Tortoise - Tourists - Traffic Cops - Trains - Tramps - Travel - Trees - Trouble - Trousers.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.

What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a salad bar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

Passengers hit by canceled trains

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

What is green, has two arms, two legs, and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.