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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Teacher - Teachers - Team - Tears - Technology - Teddy Bear - Teddy Bears - Teenagers - Teeth - Teflon - Telepathy - Telephone - Teletubby - Television - Tell - Telling Tales - Tells Me - Temper - Temptation - Tennis.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'

Teddy bear

How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready! Teddy! Go!

Teacher

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

Teachers

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.

Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.

Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

Technology

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.