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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 2
This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'
Teachers
Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
Teachers
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
Teachers
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Looney-versity.
Teachers
Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what
I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
Teddy bear
What do you call a happy teddy bear?
Content-ted.
Content-ted.
Technology
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
Teachers
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
Teacher
I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.