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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'T' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'T'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Telephones - Television - Tell - Temper - Tennis - Texas - The Internet - The Lottery - The Titanic - Thieves.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'T'

Telephones

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.

Telephones

When is a baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call?

Television

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

Television

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

Tennis

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

Television

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.

Television

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Tennis

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

Telephones

A born loser is somebody who calls the telephone number scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall—and his wife answers.

Television

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?