Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Software
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
Sold
Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
Someone
How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
Something
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
Software
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Soldier
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven
days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Solar panels
His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
Software
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.