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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 9
This is page 9 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Software
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Soldier
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven
days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Solar panels
His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
Something
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
Sold
Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
He sold her three of them.
Software
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
Someone
How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
Software
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.