Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Snow
Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
Snooker
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
Snow
Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
Sneezing
Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
Snore
Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
Snooker
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
Snoring
Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
Snow
Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
Snowball
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?