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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 7

This is page 7 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sports - Spots - Squirrels - Stamps - Stars - Steaks - Stealing - Steamrollers - Stomach - Stories.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.

How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.

Waiter to customer: 'I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?'

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said, 'Well done.'
Waiter: Thank you, Sir.

What must be the quietest sport?
10-pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.