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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 7

This is page 7 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sports - Spots - Squirrels - Stamps - Stars - Steaks - Stealing - Steamrollers - Stomach - Stories.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Why do squirrels always 'live happily ever afterward'?
Because they have furry tail ends.

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

How many 2-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.

Waiter to customer: 'I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?'

What is Dracula's least favorite meal?
Steak.

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip, and there it was.