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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 7


This is page 7 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Skydiving - Sleep - Sleeping - Sleepwalking - Slept - Sliced Bread - Slime Chance - Slimy - Small - Smart - Smarter - Smell - Smelly - Smiling - Smugglers - Snacks - Snail - Snails - Snakes - Sneeze.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Sleep

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

Sleep

Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.

Sleep

Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.

Sleep

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.

Sleep

Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?

Sliced bread

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Sleep

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.

Sleep

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.

Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!