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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 7
This is page 7 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Sleep
Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk I'll fall sleep anywhere.
Slept
Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
Sleep
Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
Sleep
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
You rocket.
Sleep
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
You should be asleep by now, it's way pasture bedtime.
Sleep
Why is it the loudest snorer is always the first one to get to sleep?
Sleeping
Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
Sleep
Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
Sleep
Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
To try and catch up on his sleep.