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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 6

This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sons - Sorry - Soup - Space - Spaceman - Spaceships - Spaghetti - Speaking - Speeding - Spiders.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

'Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine.'

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.

Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both of those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well, you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.