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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 6

This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sons - Sorry - Soup - Space - Spaceman - Spaceships - Spaghetti - Speaking - Speeding - Spiders.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir; it'll make a good lifebelt.

'Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine.'

Cannibal Cook: Shall I make soup from both of those cooks we captured?
Cannibal King: No; one is enough. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.

What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astronut.

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, sir, they don't drink much.

Waiter, there's a strange film on my soup.
Well, what do you expect for one Dollar, Star Wars?

Waiter, there's a hand in my soup.
'That's not your soup, sir, it's the finger bowl.

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.