Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Shoes
Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.
Shoes
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Shoes
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Shoes
David: What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Billy: Polish them.
Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Shocking
What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
Shoes
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
Shiver
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Shopkeeper
Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.