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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 5

This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Snoring - Snow - Snowballs - Snowmen - Soap - Soccer - Socks - Soda - Software - Songs.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.

Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me