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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Shoplifter
Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
He was found squashed under a shop.
Shopkeeper
Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.
Shiver
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Because it makes people shiver.
Shirts
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
To iron his shirts.
Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
A: Toes Go In First.
Shoes
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
A horse.
Shoes
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
Slippers.
Shoes
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Shoes
Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.