Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Shoplifter
Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
Shopkeeper
Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.
Shiver
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Shirts
Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Shoes
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
Shoes
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
Shoes
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Shoes
Yo mama's feet are so big, her shoes need license plates.