Snow
Where do elves put their money?
In the snow bank.
Soap
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
Snowmen
What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
Snowballs
Where do snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
Snow
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
Soccer
Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
Soap
Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
Soap
Who steals soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.
Snow
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me