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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 4

This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sking - Skunks - Sleep - Sleeping - Smart - Snacks - Snails - Snakes - Sneezing - Snooker.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
You should be asleep by now; it's way pasture bedtime.

Bill: I was on the television last night.
George: Were you?
Bill: Yeah. When I'm drunk, I'll fall asleep anywhere.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.

Overweight, just sorta of snacks up on you.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How many skunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A phew.