Sleeping
Doctor: Are you a light sleeper?
Patient: No, I always sleep in the dark.
Smart
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Sking
Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.
Sleeping
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Sleeping
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.
Sleep
Patient: What's the best way to avoid getting wrinkles?
Doctor: Don't sleep in your clothes.
Sleeping
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
Skunks
How many skunks does it take to change a light bulb?
A phew.
Sleeping
Quiet Please - Driver sleeping
Sleeping
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.