Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Scottish
A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
Scottish
How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
Scottish
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Scottish
You know it must be summer when you see Hamish throwing his Christmas tree away.
Screaming
Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
Scottish
A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
Scottish
What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
Scottish
How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.