Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Scottish
A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
Scottish
What is very smelly, and is spoken in the highlands of Scotland?
Garlic.
Scottish
My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry, the confetti was filthy.
Scottish
How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Scottish
What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.
Scottish
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Screaming
Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
Sculptor
Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.