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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sheep - Sherlock Holmes - Ships - Shoes - Shopping - Sick - Silence - Singing - Sisters - Skeletons.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

Hypochondriacs make me sick

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.