Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Sculptor
Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Screaming
Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
Scottish
Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
Scottish
How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Scottish
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
Scottish
How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Scottish
What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
Scottish
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.