Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Scottish
What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Scottish
What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
Scottish
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
Scottish
Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
Scottish
A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
Scottish
Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt?
It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Scottish
What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.
Scottish
How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Scottish
How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.