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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Sheep - Sherlock Holmes - Ships - Shoes - Shopping - Sick - Silence - Singing - Sisters - Skeletons.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.

Customer: Would you please let me try on the dress in the window?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.

Hypochondriacs make me sick

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?