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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Schools - Scientists - Scotsmen - Scottish - Screaming - Sea - Seasick - Sentence - Shadows - Sharks.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Did you hear about the Scotsman who gave a waiter a tip?
The horse lost.

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball, the longer it will last.

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.

A herd of highland cows is standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry; the confetti was filthy.

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.

A Scottish gift: 'It's nae mair use to me; ye're welcome to it.'