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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'S' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'S'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Schools - Scientists - Scotsmen - Scottish - Screaming - Sea - Seasick - Sentence - Shadows - Sharks.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs; sitting in the dark is cheaper.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.

Which famous Scottish poet is setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

My wife was the last of 5 Scottish sisters to marry; the confetti was filthy.

What do you call 2 Scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

Have you heard about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.