Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Steamrollers
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
Steal
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
Steals
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
Steering wheels
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have
steering wheels!
Stealing
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Steamrollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
Stealing
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Stew
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.