Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'S'
Steals
What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
Steamrollers
Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
Stealing
What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Stealing
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Stealing
Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
Stealing
Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
Steamrollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Stew
How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep him waiting a couple of hours.
Steals
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.