Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'R' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'R'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Robbery - Roller Skates - Roman - Rome - Roosters - Run - Rush.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'R'

What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you get a stitch.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.