Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'R'
Rich
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you
do.'
Rich
Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.
Ring
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Rich
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Reverse
Did you hear about the stupid car driver who always drove his car in reverse?
He said it was because he knew the town backwards.
Rich
Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
Right
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Rich
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
Right
It's your right to be stupid, but it doesn't mean you need to be!