Robbery
What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby
Run
What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you get a stitch.
Roosters
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Roller skates
What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
Roller skates
What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
Run
What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
Run
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.
Roman
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Robbery
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
Rome
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.