Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'R' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'R'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Robbery - Roller Skates - Roman - Rome - Roosters - Run - Rush.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'R'

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you get a stitch.

Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!

What do you call a Teletubby who's been robbed?
A tubby

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.