Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'R'
Remind
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Remember
I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
Rent
The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
Remember
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Remind
Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.
Remember
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Relatives
Where there's a will there's a relative
Remember
You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
Remembered
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.