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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 8


This is page 8 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Presents - Pressure - Pretend - Prettiest - Pretty - Prevent - Price - Priests - Prison - Prisoner - Prisoners - Private Plane - Prize - Problem - Problems - Profanity - Professional Advice - Professors - Programmers - Programming.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Presents

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

Pretend

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Presents

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.

Pressure

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

Prevent

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

Presents

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Pretty

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Pretty

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

Presents

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)