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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 8


This is page 8 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Presents - Pressure - Pretend - Prettiest - Pretty - Prevent - Price - Priests - Prison - Prisoner - Prisoners - Private Plane - Prize - Problem - Problems - Profanity - Professional Advice - Professors - Programmers - Programming.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Pretend

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Pretty

My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

Presents

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.

Prevent

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

Presents

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Pressure

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

Pretty

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Presents

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)

Presents

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'