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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 8
This is page 8 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Pretty
My new girlfriend is a pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.
A cauliflower.
Prevent
Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
- start doing things on purpose
Presents
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Pretty
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Pressure
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Presents
The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down-payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)
Presents
My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
Pretend
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Presents
Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
A. Sandy Claws.