Puppies
Is dogma a puppy mommy?
Pubs
What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
Pupils
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
Psychiatrists
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many doyouthink it takes?
Putting
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
Psychics
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Puppies
Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Psychiatrists
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
Puppies
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Putting
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.