Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Poet
Did you hear about the idiot who wanted to become a
poet?
He went to the Post Office to buy a poetic license.
Poisonous
Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
Pluto
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
Point
Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
Poet
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Pockets
It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.