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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 6


This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Prehistoric - Presents - Pretty - Prison - Prisoners - Prizes - Problems - Professors - Promises - Prunes.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Presents

Christmas is a holiday on which neither the past nor the future is as important as the present.

Prisoners

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.

Pretty

My new girlfriend is as pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Prizes

Why was the baby firefly awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

Presents

What is red and white, and it gives gifts to good little fish at Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Presents

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Presents

My brother said, 'I've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

Prisoners

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twenty-five years to finish a sentence.

Pretty

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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