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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 6

This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Prehistoric - Presents - Pretty - Prison - Prisoners - Prizes - Problems - Professors - Promises - Prunes.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twenty-five years to finish a sentence.

Why was the baby firefly awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

What do you call a psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large.

The most sadistic Christmas present I ever heard of was a down payment on a Rolls-Royce. (think about it)

Christmas is a holiday on which neither the past nor the future is as important as the present.

What is red and white, and it gives gifts to good little fish at Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

Which are the scariest prehistoric creatures?
Terror dactyls.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.