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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 6

This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Prehistoric - Presents - Pretty - Prison - Prisoners - Prizes - Problems - Professors - Promises - Prunes.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Christmas is a holiday on which neither the past nor the future is as important as the present.

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jailbird.

My new girlfriend is as pretty as a flower.
A cauliflower.

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why was the baby firefly awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.

What is red and white, and it gives gifts to good little fish at Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

My brother said, 'I've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twenty-five years to finish a sentence.

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.