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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 6


This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Point - Poisonous - Polar Bear - Polar Bears - Police - Police Officer - Policeman - Policemen - Polish - Political - Politically Correct - Politicians - Politics - Polyunsaturated - Ponies - Poodle - Poodles - Pool - Poor - Pop.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Polar bear

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

Point

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

Police

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.

Police

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

Police

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

Poisonous

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...

Polar bears

What do you call a polar bear who has lost all his teeth?
A gummy bear.

Police

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.