Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!
Politicians
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
Police
Twelve-year-old's essay on 'What would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
Poodles
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
Winnie the Poodle.
Policemen
Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.
Poodles
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
A muddle.
Police
What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
A crime watch.
Politicians
Politics is the art of making it sound as if Father Christmas comes earlier in the year.
Politicians
Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.