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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 4

This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Pigeons - Pigs - Pills - Pilots - Pirates - Pizza - Players - Playing - Plumbers - Poets.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pig's tail?
Because it's twirly!

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.

Why did the pilot visit the psychiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are useless.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.