Pigs
Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pig's tail?
Because it's twirly!
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
Pizza
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
Pizza
Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Pirates
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Pilots
Why did the pilot visit the psychiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Pills
Doctor, doctor, these pills you gave me for BO are useless.
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping from under my arms.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.
Pigs
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
Pigs
Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.