Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Pets
'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
Pets
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
Pets
Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
Phone
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone
90 degrees and try again.
Pets
I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
Physiatrists
Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
Phone
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Photographers
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
Phone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?