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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 4


This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Pets - Phone - Photographers - Physchiatrists - Physciatrist - Physiatrists - Piano - Pianos - Pick - Pick Your Friends - Pickle - Picnic - Picture - Pictures - Pie - Pies - Pig - Pigeons - Piglets - Pigs.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Pets

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!

Phone

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Pets

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.

Physiatrists

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

Phone

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.

Photographers

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?