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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 4

This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Pigeons - Pigs - Pills - Pilots - Pirates - Pizza - Players - Playing - Plumbers - Poets.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. As he grasps the bulb, the entire universe spins around him.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pig's tail?
Because it's twirly!

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really? I bet he is upset.
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a bunch of flowers?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down.