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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 4
This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Phone
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a
message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
Pets
'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'
Pets
Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
A trumpet!
Pets
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
Car-pets!
Phone
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone
90 degrees and try again.
Phone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Pets
I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
Phone
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
Because he had left it off his hook.
Physchiatrists
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."