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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 3
This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'
Pen
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
They both can be found in a pen.
Penny
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!
Penguins
Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
People
What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
Acne carriages.
People
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Penguins
Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
People
Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
People
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Pencil
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.