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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Permanent - Personality - Pessimists - Pet Stores - Pets - Phones - Photographers - Physchiatrists - Pianos - Pictures.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Pet stores

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap.
He replied, 'Sorry sir, all ours go woof.'

Pets

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing was deaf, so I bought it a herring aid.

Personality

Mary: My boyfriend has a wonderful personality.
Jane: My boyfriend is not good-looking either.

Pet stores

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat - get one flea!

Phones

We apologize for the inconvenience. You've stumbled upon a make-believe number. Could you please turn your phone sideways and give it another shot?

Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!

Phones

Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.

Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light bulb?
'What's the point? It'll only blow again.'

Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No, it's a permanent job.

Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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