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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Pen - Pen Pals - Pencil - Penguins - Penny - People - Perfect - Perforation - Perfume - Perfumes - Perjury - Permanent - Permission - Permit - Person - Personality - Pessimists - Pet - Pet Shop - Pet Store.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Pen

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.

Penny

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Penny!
Penny Who?
Penny For your thoughts!

Penguins

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.

People

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Penguins

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).

People

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Pencil

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point.