Passengers
Passengers hit by canceled trains
Pay
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Pay
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Payments
Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.
Payments
Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
Pay
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Peanuts
What is red and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.
Patients
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Patients
Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it, you can have it.
Patients
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.