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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Passengers - Patients - Pay - Payments - Peanuts - Pencils - Penguins - People - Perfect - Perfume.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Passengers hit by canceled trains

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

What is red and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it, you can have it.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.