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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Parliament - Parrot - Parrots - Parties - Party - Party Game - Passenger - Passengers - Patience - Patient - Patients - Paws - Pay - Pay Attention - Payments - Peace - Peace And Quiet - Peanut Butter - Peanuts - Pearls.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Parrots

What do you give a sick parrot?
Tweetment.

Party

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

Parrots

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

Parliament

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

Parrots

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
A Macaw.

Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.

Party

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!