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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'P' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'P'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Passengers - Patients - Pay - Payments - Peanuts - Pencils - Penguins - People - Perfect - Perfume.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'P'

Passengers hit by canceled trains

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead, Doctor. If you find it, you can have it.

Did you hear what happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
No, what?
He was repossessed.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!

What is red and likes to eat peanuts?
An embarrassed elephant.

There were these two peanuts walking down the street, and one was assaulted.

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.