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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 6
This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Music
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
A trombone.
Mumble
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Mummy
What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
Two ton Carmen.
Mum
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Mum and Dad!
Music
If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
Music
Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.
Mushrooms
What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.
Fun Gus.
Mum
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
Mushrooms
What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
Hey, I'm a fun guy!