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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 6

This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Mum - Mumble - Mummies - Mummy - Mushrooms - Music - Music Shop - Musical - Musician - Musicians - Mustard - Mutiny - Mutt - My Mother.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'


What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.


Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.


Did you hear about the idiot who put his radio into a refrigerator?
He wanted to hear some cool music.


When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!


What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.


If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning


Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.


Politicians deal with the public on the basis of the mushroom policy: Keep them in the dark and feed them manure.