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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 6


This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Mum - Mumble - Mummies - Mummy - Mushrooms - Music - Music Shop - Musical - Musician - Musicians - Mustard - Mutiny - Mutt - My Mother.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

Mumble

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

Mummy

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.

Mum

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!

Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning

Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

Mushrooms

What do you call a mushroom that is always happy?
Fun Gus.

Mum

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!