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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 6
This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Mum
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
Muggers
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Mum
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Mum and Dad!
Multitasking
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
Mugged
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Mule
what do you get if you cross a cow with a mule?
Milk with a kick to it.
Milk with a kick to it.
Mugged
Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Multiplication
What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.
The multiplication tables.