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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Mother
John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Mother
Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
Mother
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Mother in law
I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.
Mother in law
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
Mother
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
Mother in law
Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
Mother
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Mother in law
'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'