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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 5

This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Mosquito - Mosquitoes - Mother - Mother Superior - Mother-in-law - Mothers - Motorbike - Motorist - Motorists - Mountains - Mouse - Mousetraps - Mousse - Mouth - Movies - MP - Muesli - Mugged - Muggers - Multitasking.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'


Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!

Mother in law

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.


What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.


Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.


A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.