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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 5

This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Mosquito - Mosquitoes - Mother - Mother Nature - Mother Superior - Mother-in-law - Mothers - Motorbike - Motorist - Motorists - Mountain - Mountains - Mouse - Mousetraps - Mousse - Mouth - Movies - MP - Mudpack - Muesli.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'


Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.

Mother in law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'


Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!


I bet your mother has a loud bark!


A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.


I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.


What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!


People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.