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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Mosquito - Mosquitoes - Mother - Mother Nature - Mother Superior - Mother-in-law - Mothers - Motorbike - Motorist - Motorists - Mountain - Mountains - Mouse - Mousetraps - Mousse - Mouth - Movies - MP - Mudpack - Muesli.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Mother in law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

Mosquito

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a knight of the round table?
A bite in shining armour.

Mother in law

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

Mother in law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.

Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.

Mother

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

Mother in law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.