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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Mother
Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
Mother in law
'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'
Mother
Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
Mother
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
Mother
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Mother
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Mother
What do you call a story that your mother tells you at breakfast every day?
A cereal!
A cereal!
Mosquito
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never
slept in a room with a single mosquito.
Mother Superior
And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
Attila the Nun.