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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Mosquito - Mosquitoes - Mother - Mother Nature - Mother Superior - Mother-in-law - Mothers - Motorbike - Motorist - Motorists - Mountain - Mountains - Mouse - Mousetraps - Mousse - Mouth - Movies - MP - Mudpack - Muesli.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

Mother

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.

Mother in law

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Mother in law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

Mother

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?

Mother in law

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

Mother

Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.

Mother in law

'I just bought my mother-in-law a Jaguar.' 'Cor - I thought you didn't like her.' 'I know what I'm doing, it's bitten her twice already.'