Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Missing
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
Missing
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
Missing
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Mistakes
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Mistake
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
Missed
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Missing
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.