Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Missed
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Mistake
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
Missing
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
Missing
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
Mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Mistakes
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
Mistakes
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.