Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Mistakes
A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
Missing
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Missing
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Missing
Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
Mistakes
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
Missed
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Mistakes
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
Mistake
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
Mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.