Mugged
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Mouths
What has a big mouth but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
A glass jar.
Mums
This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
Mummies
What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
Two ton Carmen.
Mountains
His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.
Mouths
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
Mummies
What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
They like to unwind.
Movies
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
Movies
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favorite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
He presses the paws button.
Mums
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Mum and Dad!