Movies
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favorite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
He presses the paws button.
Mummies
Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
Movies
Did you hear about the new movie where a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
It's called Beauty and the Yeast.
Movies
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.
Mouths
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
Mountains
What is the name of an unhappy mountain range in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
The Grumpians.
Mugged
Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Mums
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Mum and Dad!
Mugged
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Mountains
His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.