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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Men - Menu - Mercedes - Mermaid - Merrier - Merry Christmas - Message - Mice - Mickey Mouse - Microscope - Middle Name - Milk - Milk Shakes - Milked - Milkmaids - Millionaire - Mind - Minimum - Mirror - Misfortune.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Men

All men are idiots....I married their king.

Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

Men

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

Men

What's the best way for a woman to get rid of excess fat?
Divorce him.

Men

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.

Mercedes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

Men

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Menu

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.