Money
Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.
Because it has more cents.
Moon
Man to travel agent: 'Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation.'
Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'
Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'
Monsters
Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Money
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Monsters
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Frank Einstein.
Monkeys
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
Monsters
What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.
Frankenpine.
Money
My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone will notice.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone will notice.'
Moles
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
Monsters
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.