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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 3
This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
Menu
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
Men
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Merrier
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
Merry Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Memory
Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?
Men
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
They all already have boyfriends.
Memory
What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
It starts to have memory problems.
Men
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
He buys TWO cases of beer.