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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Memory - Men - Menu - Mercedes - Merrier - Merry Christmas - Message - Mice - Mickey Mouse - Microscope - Middle Name - Milk - Milk Shakes - Milked - Milkmaids - Millionaire - Mind - Minimum - Mirror - Misfortune.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

Menu

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

Men

All men are idiots....I married their king.

Merrier

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Memory

Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Memory

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

Men

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.