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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Moles - Money - Monkeys - Monsters - Months - Moon - Mosquitoes - Mother-in-law - Mothers - Motorists.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

What is large, bright, and stupid?
A fool moon.

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone will notice.'

What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells.

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.

Some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.