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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Men - Menu - Mercedes - Mermaid - Merrier - Merry Christmas - Message - Mice - Mickey Mouse - Microscope - Middle Name - Milk - Milk Shakes - Milked - Milkmaids - Millionaire - Mind - Minimum - Mirror - Misfortune.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Mercedes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.

Merrier

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.

Men

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

Men

All men are idiots....I married their king.

Menu

Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

Menu

Diner: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu?
Waiter: No, but I am sure that we have some in the kitchen.

Mermaid

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.