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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 3
This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Men
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.
Men
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
They all already have boyfriends.
Men
All men are idiots....I married their king.
Memory
Billy: My mother has the worst memory in the world.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Frank: She forgets everything?
Billy: No. she remembers everything.
Menu
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
Merry Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
Memory
What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
Milk of amnesia.
Mercedes
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.