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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Moles - Money - Monkeys - Monsters - Months - Moon - Mosquitoes - Mother-in-law - Mothers - Motorists.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Money

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

Moon

Man to travel agent: 'Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation.'
Agent: 'Sorry, sir, but the moon is full.'

Monsters

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.

Money

Prunes give you a run for your money.

Monsters

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

Monkeys

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

Monsters

What do you call a monster tree that wanders around the forest?
Frankenpine.

Money

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone will notice.'

Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?

Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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