Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Marry
Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Married
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
Married
'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
Married
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
Married
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Marry
Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Married
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
Marry
Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.