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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Marriage Guidance - Marriage License - Married - Marry - Martians - Mary Poppins - Maths - Matrimony - Meal - Mean - Meat - Mechanic - Medical School - Medication - Medicine - Mediocre - Meet - Meetings - Melodies - Memoirs.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'


Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Marriage license

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.


Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.


Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.


Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!


At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.


Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.


Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.