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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2
This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Married
Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
Married
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Jean: Constantly.
Marry
Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
Married
My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.
Marry
Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
Martians
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
Marry
Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marriage license
Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.