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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Marriage Guidance - Marriage License - Married - Marry - Martians - Mary Poppins - Maths - Matrimony - Meal - Mean - Meat - Mechanic - Medical School - Medication - Medicine - Mediocre - Meet - Meetings - Memoirs - Memory.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Married

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Married

There is at least one fool in every married couple.

Married

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

Married

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

Married

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.

Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!