Milk
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Crookies.
Mickey mouse
Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy.
OK, how long have you had these Disney spells?
OK, how long have you had these Disney spells?
Milk
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Spoiled milk.
Mice
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
Very nervous mice.
Mice
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Milk
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
Mickey mouse
Why did NASA send Mickey Mouse into outer space?
To help look for Pluto.
To help look for Pluto.
Milk
Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
There was udder chaos.
Mice
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it?
Milk
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name six things that have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yogurt, cream - and three cows!
Pupil: Cheese, yogurt, cream - and three cows!