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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2
This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Marry
Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
Married
Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Marry
Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Married
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
They had a crush on each other.
Marry
Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
Married
At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
In the spring.
Marriage license
Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
Married
Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.
Married
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
On their bunnymoon!