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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Marriage Guidance - Marriage License - Married - Marry - Martians - Mary Poppins - Maths - Matrimony - Meal - Mean - Meat - Mechanic - Medical School - Medication - Medicine - Mediocre - Meet - Meetings - Memoirs - Memory.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Marry

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Married

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

Marry

Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.

Married

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

Marriage license

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.

Married

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!