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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2
This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'
Marry
Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Married
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
On their bunnymoon!
Married
'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
Married
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
Married
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Marry
Why don't snowmen ever marry?
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
They always get cold feet at the last minute.
Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Jean: Constantly.
Married
Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
They had a crush on each other.
Marry
Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.