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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Marriage Guidance - Marriage License - Married - Marry - Martians - Mary Poppins - Maths - Matrimony - Meal - Mean - Meat - Mechanic - Medical School - Medication - Medicine - Mediocre - Meet - Meetings - Melodies - Memoirs.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Married

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.

Married

My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

Married

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.

Married

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.

Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.

Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.