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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Marriage Guidance - Marriage License - Married - Marry - Martians - Mary Poppins - Maths - Matrimony - Meal - Mean - Meat - Mechanic - Medical School - Medication - Medicine - Mediocre - Meet - Meetings - Memoirs - Memory.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

Married

Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.

Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.

Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

Married

There is at least one fool in every married couple.

Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Married

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

Married

At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.