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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'M' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'M'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Marriage Guidance - Marriage License - Married - Marry - Martians - Mary Poppins - Maths - Matrimony - Meal - Mean - Meat - Mechanic - Medical School - Medication - Medicine - Mediocre - Meet - Meetings - Memoirs - Memory.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'M'

Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.

Marriage license

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

Married

There is at least one fool in every married couple.

Marry

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...

Married

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.

Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'

Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Married

Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!

Marry

Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.