Lawyers
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
Lawyers
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
Laughter
Why did the skeleton laugh?
Because it had a funny bone.
Lawyers
Last year, a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
Lawyers
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
Laughter
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Lawyers
Up until you employ a lawyer, talk is cheap.
Laughter
What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?
Santa Claus laughing his head off.
Lazy
Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
Lazy
What do you call a lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.