Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
Lucky
Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting.
Lumberjacks
I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?
Lunch
Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you, sir, I would recommend a diet.
Love
My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
Love
Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
Love
If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
Lunch
What do ghosts like to eat for lunch?
Spook-etti.
Love
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.