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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Liar - Librarians - Library - License - Lie - Lie Awake - Lies - Life - Lifeguards - Light - Light Bulb - Light Bulbs - Lightbulb - Lightning - Lights - Like - Limp - Lion - Lions - Listen.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'

License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Library

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Library

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.

Lie

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

Liar

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!

License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!

Library

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

Lie awake

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.