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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 3
This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'
Lie
Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.
Liar
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
I can't believe that!
Library
Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
It was looking for bookworms.
Library
What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
A hush-puppy!
License
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
License
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Library
What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
A barbarian!!
Lie awake
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Librarians
When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!
Bookworms!