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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Lifeguards - Light - Light Bulb - Light Bulbs - Lightning - Lights - Like - Limp - Lion - Lions - Listen - Listened - Listening - Litter - Litterbugs - Little - Live - Liverpool - Lives - Lizards.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'

Light bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

Light bulbs

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Light bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.

Light bulbs

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Light bulbs

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.

Light bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.

Light bulbs

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

Light bulbs

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

Light bulbs

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.