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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Lions - Listen - Live - Loans - London - Look - Lose Weight - Losing - Lost - Loud.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri, who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

Did you hear about the fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when visiting his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.