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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Lifeguards - Light - Light Bulb - Light Bulbs - Lightning - Lights - Like - Limp - Lion - Lions - Listen - Listened - Listening - Litter - Litterbugs - Little - Live - Liverpool - Lives - Lizards.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'

Light bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).

Light bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.

Light bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

Light bulbs

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.

Light bulbs

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

Light bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

Light bulb

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

Light bulbs

How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Light bulbs

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!