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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Lions - Listen - Live - Loans - London - Look - Lose Weight - Losing - Lost - Loud.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'

London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when visiting his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Listen

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!

Listen

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.

Listen

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Live

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri, who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

London

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.

Lions

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.

Lions

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'

London

Ten-year-old's reply to 'What famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

Lions

Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
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