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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Liar - Librarians - Library - License - Lie - Lie Awake - Lies - Life - Lifeguards - Light - Light Bulb - Light Bulbs - Lightbulb - Lightning - Lights - Like - Limp - Lion - Lions - Listen.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'

License

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

Librarians

When librarians go fishing what do they use for bait?
Bookworms!

Library

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Lie

Politicians are a bit like restless sleepers.
First they lie on one side, and then on the other.

Library

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.

License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Library

What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!

Lie awake

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Liar

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!