Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'
Lawyers
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
Lawyers
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Lawyers
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Laziness
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Lawyers
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.