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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 2
This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'
Lawyers
Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.
A: Retired.
Lawyers
What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.
Lawyers
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.
An impossibility.
Lawyers
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
Lawyers
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
Sue.
Lawyers
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Laziness
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Because it was in a pickle.
Lawyers
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
They make used car salesmen look good.