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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'L' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'L'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Lawyers - Laziness - Lazy - Leaking Tap - Leap Year - Learn - Learner - Leave - Leave A Message - Leave You Alone - Leaving - Lecture - Leeks - Legs - Lemons - Leopards - Less - Let Me In - Letters - Lettuce.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'L'

Lawyers

Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?
A: Retired.

Lawyers

What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points.

Lawyers

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An impossibility.

Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

Lawyers

What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.

Lawyers

"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"

Laziness

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.

Lawyers

What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.