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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'K'
This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'K'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'K'
Kangaroos
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.
Kangeroo
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.
A stripey jumper.
Keep
What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
Your word.
Kangaroos
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.
A queue jumper.
Kennel club
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
A kennel club.
Kangaroos
What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.
A kangaroo.
Karate
How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
Because he has a black belt!
Karate
Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.