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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'K'


This is page 1 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'K'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Kangaroos - Kangeroo - Karate - Keep - Keep Your Mouth Shut - Kennel Club - Kermit - Kettles - Key - Keyhole - Keys - Kidding - Kidnappers - Kidnapping - Kidneys - Kilt - Kilts - King - King Arthur - King Harold.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'K'

Karate

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

Kangeroo

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A stripey jumper.

Kennel club

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a line of people waiting to catch a bus?
A queue jumper.

Kangaroos

What animal likes a leap year?
A kangaroo.

Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

Kangaroos

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.

Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.