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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'K' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'K'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - King Kong - Kings - Kipper - Kiss - Kissed - Kitchen - Kitchens - Kitten - Kitty - Kleptomaniac - Knee - Knife - Knights - Knit - Knitting - Knock Knock - Knocking - Know.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'K'


What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.

King Kong

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?


What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.


What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

King Kong

Why did King Kong climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.

King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


When Henry VIII came to the throne what was the first thing he did?
He sat down.