Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'K' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'K'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Kitty - Knights - Knitting - Knock Knock - Know.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'K'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
They are always dropping their needles.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?

How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb?
Who wants to know?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.