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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H' - Page 5

This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'H'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Hot Stuff - Hot Weather - Hotel - Hotels - House - Houses - Housewife - How Are You - How Often - Howl - Hum - Human - Humanitarians - Humpty Dumpty - Hungry - Hunt - Hurts - Husband - Husbands - Hyena.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'


Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.

Hot weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!


People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.


What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.


Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."


I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.


Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!


Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'


The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.