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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'H' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'H'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Hot Stuff - Hot Weather - Hotel - Hotels - House - Houses - Housewife - How Are You - How Often - Howl - Hum - Human - Humanitarians - Humpty Dumpty - Hungry - Hunt - Hurts - Husband - Husbands - Hyena.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'H'

Hotels

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.

Hot stuff

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

Hot weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

Houses

A man's house is his hassle.

Houses

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

Hotels

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist 'I'd like a room please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'