Hot dogs
What do cats like on their hot dogs?
Mouse-tard.
Mouse-tard.
Horses
What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
A horse.
Horses
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Horses
Did you hear about the Scotsman who gave a waiter a tip?
The horse lost.
The horse lost.
Hospitals
My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
Hospitals
Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.
Patient: An ambulance.
Horses
Did you hear about the horse that has made over twenty movies?
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
He's not a star, though; he just does bit parts.
Hot dogs
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
Take away its chair.
Human
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Horses
Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
The horspital.