Graveyards
What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
Governments
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
Gunpowder
What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.
Graveyards
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
Guilty
Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty
Gunpowder
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Gravity
What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.
Guilty
Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
Guilty
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Graveyards
Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard