Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'G' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'G'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Governments - Graveyards - Gravity - Guilty - Gunpowder.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'G'

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty

My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard