Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'G' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'G'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Governments - Graveyards - Gravity - Guilty - Gunpowder.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'G'

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty

Did you hear about the blacksmith who appeared in court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.