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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'F' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'F'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'F'
French
Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
They were known as the three mustardears.
Fractions
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Henry the 1/8th.
French
Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
Frankenstein
How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
He bolted it down.
Free
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
French
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Because they don't like fast food.
Free
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
French
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.