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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'F' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'F'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Flowers - Flu - Fly - Food - Fools - Football - Forests - Forget - Forgive - Free.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'F'

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

Waiter, waiter, there seems to be a dead fly floating in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because it's full of fans.

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.

What is grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.

There is at least one fool in every married couple.

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.