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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'F' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'F'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Fireflies - Firefly - Fireman - Firemen - First Aid - Fish - Fishermen - Fishing - Fishmonger - Flattery - Flea - Fleas - Flies - Florida - Florist - Flour - Flowers - Flu - Fly - Flying.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'F'

First aid

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.


What do fish play on the piano?


How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.


Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because it has its own scales!


Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.


Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.


Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.


Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.


I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.