Fools
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
Fly
Waiter, waiter, there seems to be a dead fly floating in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Fly
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A Space Invader.
Football
Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because it's full of fans.
Football
Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
Flowers
What is grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
Flowers
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
Food
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
Fools
There is at least one fool in every married couple.
Flowers
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.