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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'F' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'F'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Finished - Fire Engines - Fired - Fireflies - Firefly - Fireman - Firemen - First Aid - Fish - Fishermen - Fishing - Fishmonger - Flattery - Flea - Fleas - Flies - Florida - Florist - Flour - Flowers.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'F'


Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.


Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.


What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.

Fire engines

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.


How do fireflies start a race?
'Ready, Steady, Glow!'


Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.


What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B


My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'


What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.