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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'E' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'E'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Elect - Elected - Elections - Electric - Electric Shock - Electricity - Elementary - Elephant - Elephants - Elves - Embarrassed - Embarrassing - Embarrassment - Emergency - Employee - Employees - Encyclopedia - Engaged - Engineer - Engineers.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'E'

Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.

Elections

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

Electric shock

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Elect

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

Elect

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

Elected

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.