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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'E' - Page 2


This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'E'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Embarrassing - Employees - Engaged - Engineers - Everyone - Everything - Exams - Executives - Exercise - Expensive.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'E'

Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply let Marketing explain that 'Dead Bulb' is a benefit.

Engineers

How many software programmers are required to change a lightbulb?
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.

Engineers

How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.

Engaged

Fred goes into a hotel and says to the receptionist, 'I'd like a room, please.'
Receptionist: 'Single, Sir?'
Fred: 'Yes, but I am engaged.'

Employees

The fifteen-minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.

Employees

Boss: Has your supervisor told you what to do?
New employee: Yes, sir, he told me to wake him up if I saw you coming.

Everyone

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.

Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'We'll document it in the manual.'

Engineers

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They simply define darkness as an industry standard.

Embarrassing

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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