Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'
Drunks
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Drumsticks
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Drummers
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
Drums
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Drunk
I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
Drunk
Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Drunks
I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.