Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'
Drinks
Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
Driving
Police Officer: Why are you driving you car wearing only a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Driving
Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
Drive
Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have
steering wheels!
Drinking
I keep trying to write a song about drinking but I just can't get past the first few bars.
Driving
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Driveway
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
Drinking
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Driving
The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.