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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 6
This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'
Drunks
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Drumsticks
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
He already had the drumsticks!
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Drummers
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
Drums
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Drunk
I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
Drunk
Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Drunks
I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.