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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'D' - Page 6
This is page 6 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'D'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'D'
Drunk
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Drummers
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
Drunks
Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
Drums
Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.
Drunk
I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
Drunk
Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!