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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 9
This is page 9 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'
Cookies
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Cook
Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
Convicts
What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.
Silicon.
Convert
Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Cookies
Why did the cookie visit a doctor?
Because he felt crummy.
Because he felt crummy.
Cookies
What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
Oh Crumbs!
Cookie
Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
He was feeling crummy.
Cookies
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Cook
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.