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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 9


This is page 9 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Consideration - Consultants - Contact Lenses - Conversation - Convert - Convicts - Cook - Cookery - Cookie - Cookies - Cooking - Cooks - Cool - Cops - Corn - Count - Count Dracula - Counting - Court - Courts.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'

Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

Contact lenses

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.

Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Consideration

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

Convert

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.