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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 9


This is page 9 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Consideration - Consultants - Contact Lenses - Conversation - Convert - Convicts - Cook - Cookery - Cookie - Cookies - Cooking - Cooks - Cool - Cops - Corn - Count - Count Dracula - Counting - Court - Courts.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'

Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?

Consideration

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

Convert

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.

Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Convicts

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

Contact lenses

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.