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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 5

This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Chefs - Chemistry - Chess - Chewing Gum - Chicken - Chicken Soup - Chickens - Chief - Children - Chilli - Chimps - Chinese - Chip - Chocolate - Cholesterol - Chopin - Chosen - Christmas - Christmas Cracker - Christmas Day.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'

Chewing gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.


Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

Chicken soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.


Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.

Chicken soup

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.


Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.


DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.


What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.