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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'
Chewing gum
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
I'm stuck on you.
Chemistry
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
A laboratory retriever.
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Chicken soup
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Chicken
Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
She was henbarrassed.
Chicken soup
Diner: Waiter, your thumb is in my chicken soup.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
Waiter: That's all right sir, it's not very hot.
Chicken
Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
Because it was a practical yoker.
Chicken
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this
chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
Chicken
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
A cuckoo cluck.