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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
A bird that lays down.
Chickens
Why do chickens like to chat so much?
Because talk is cheep.
Because talk is cheep.
Chicken
Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!
He already had the drumsticks!
Chickens
How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Chickens
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Chickens
Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.
They couldn't make hens meet.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
A chicken that lays down.
Chemistry
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
A laboratory retriever.