Chaos
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Too long to go around.
Chickens
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
Chimps
What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
Chickens
Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
Chickens
What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG?
A chicken in a minefield...
Chickens
Why did the chicken cross the park?
To get to the other slide.
Chimps
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
Children
What kind of dog is good at looking after children?
A baby setter.
Chickens
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.